Radak's Lifejacket

Of course I can swim. I simply wear this as a precaution, not because I'm afraid of the water. It is my duty to rescue the royal children should one start to drown, and it wouldn't do if I needed rescuing myself. Therefore, I must take every possible measure. Moreover, the thought of what might lurk in the depths is terrifyi-- No, never mind. The point being is I need your help too, Virago.